1 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:05,360 -[relaxing upbeat music] -♪ Somewhere beyond the sea ♪ 2 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:11,760 ♪ Somewhere waiting for me ♪ 3 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:17,640 ♪ My lover stands on golden sands ♪ 4 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:21,240 ♪ And watches the ships ♪ 5 00:00:21,240 --> 00:00:24,080 ♪ That go sailing ♪ 6 00:00:26,080 --> 00:00:29,640 -♪ Somewhere ♪ -[baby babbling] 7 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:32,480 ♪ Beyond the sea ♪ 8 00:00:32,480 --> 00:00:34,880 -♪ He's there watching for me ♪ -All right, Sarah? 9 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:36,640 Hey, all right, Kelly? 10 00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:37,480 -Still here there then? -Yeah. [laughs] 11 00:00:37,480 --> 00:00:39,400 When are you going back to London? 12 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:41,560 I dunno. Soon, hopefully. 13 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:43,360 I always wanted to live in London. 14 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:45,960 But you know, shit happens. 15 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:47,880 Oh, he's gorgeous. 16 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:51,840 No, he's not. He's as pug faced as his father. 17 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:53,200 When are you gonna start popping them out? 18 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:55,720 Oh, no. I don't think kids are my thing. 19 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:57,440 Good for you. Take my advice. 20 00:00:57,440 --> 00:01:00,800 Keep your legs crossed and get back to London ASAP, 21 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:02,160 before your nipples start looking 22 00:01:02,160 --> 00:01:03,840 like an Ordinance Survey map. 23 00:01:04,840 --> 00:01:06,120 Okay. 24 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:08,320 -[Kelly] Bye. -Bye. 25 00:01:08,320 --> 00:01:11,160 [gulls squawking] 26 00:01:13,960 --> 00:01:15,200 You all right, Nan? 27 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:18,200 No. Your mother's doing my head in. 28 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:32,480 -All right? -Yeah, fine. 29 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:35,040 Have you ever had an abnormal smear test? 30 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:37,440 -Yeah. -Okay, good. 31 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:38,440 Oh, cheers. 32 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:39,600 No, I don't mean that. 33 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,920 But I've had a couple of tests come back a bit dodge. 34 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:43,120 -Okay. -It's no big deal. 35 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:44,800 -No, no. -One in 20 women have it. 36 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:45,840 -Okay. -But I was worried 37 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:47,240 I might've brought it on myself. 38 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:48,480 Don't be silly. How? 39 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:52,280 Well, in this leaflet, it says sometimes you get it 40 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:53,920 if you had sex young, which I did. 41 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:55,800 Or because you have sex with different partners, which I do. 42 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:57,920 Or if you've ever had the HGV virus, which I have. 43 00:01:57,920 --> 00:01:59,360 -HGV? -What? 44 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:01,400 -That's HPV. -What'd I say? 45 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:02,680 -HGV. -What's that? 46 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:04,800 -Heavy goods vehicle. -Oh. 47 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:06,160 Well, anyway, I thought it was my fault 48 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:07,680 but you've had abnormal tests too, right? 49 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:08,480 Correct. 50 00:02:08,480 --> 00:02:09,520 And you hardly ever have sex, right? 51 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:10,920 Also correct, and thanks. 52 00:02:10,920 --> 00:02:12,200 Okay, good. 53 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:15,760 They want me to go to hospital for another test. 54 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:18,480 Okay. How long have you known about this? 55 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:19,680 About two months. 56 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:20,720 Why didn't you say? 57 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:23,200 D'you want me to come with you? 58 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:24,040 Yes, please. 59 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:28,560 It's just worrying 'cause of Mum, you know? 60 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:30,480 [Sarah] Yeah, course. 61 00:02:31,840 --> 00:02:33,840 Okay so, you got your costume for later? 62 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:35,400 Richard's dropping it off in a bit. Have you? 63 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:36,720 Totally. Is John coming? 64 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:38,560 Why would John come to sing-along "Sound of Music"? 65 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:39,760 'Cause it's brilliant. 66 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:41,160 Have you two spoken since the quiz? 67 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:42,640 No, he disappeared back to London. 68 00:02:42,640 --> 00:02:44,160 Are you sure nothing happened after we left? 69 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:46,040 Yes. I've already told you, no. 70 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:47,440 -But you were wasted. -Right. 71 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:48,920 And you didn't try anything? 72 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:52,080 -OMG, you did! -No, I didn't! 73 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:54,760 OMG, he did! What happened? 74 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:56,840 Nothing really, we just kissed a bit. 75 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:58,240 OMG, then what? 76 00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:00,800 We discussed the grammatical misuse of sat and sitting. 77 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:01,920 OMG, you're made for each other. 78 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:03,880 Well, we're grammatically compatible. 79 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:05,880 -OMG! -Stop saying OMG. 80 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:09,320 [Chloe] Oh, Richard'll be gutted. 81 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:11,160 [Sarah] No, he won't. There's nothing to be gutted about. 82 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:12,800 -[Chloe] Whatevs. -No, Richard won't care. 83 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:14,880 -[Chloe] Whatevs. -Don't say nothing then. 84 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:16,160 [Chloe] Don't say nothing about what? 85 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:18,800 -[Sarah] Nothing. -[Chloe] Excitin's! 86 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:20,440 Tell your nan I'll be back in a bit to do her makeup. 87 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:21,360 -[Sarah] Okay. -[Chloe] Laters! 88 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:22,800 [Sarah] Laters. 89 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:28,720 You all right, Mum? 90 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:29,800 [Carol] Fine, thank you. 91 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:31,520 [Sarah] D'you want a cup of tea? 92 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:33,440 [Carol] No, I haven't got time. 93 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:34,680 What are you looking for? 94 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:37,440 The invoice for the sandwich fillings. 95 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:39,480 -[Mary] Carol. -[Carol] Yes, Mum. 96 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:42,480 Gandhi says, "There's more to life 97 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:45,040 than increasing its speed." 98 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:46,560 Yeah well, Gandhi didn't have a meeting 99 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,680 with his accountant 20 minutes ago, 100 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:50,920 and a missing sandwich invoice, did he? 101 00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:53,320 [Mary sighs] 102 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:55,680 Has that agent called back yet? 103 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:57,520 -No. -So what does that mean? 104 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:00,000 She doesn't like my stories. 105 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:03,760 Right well, that's that then. 106 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:06,520 You better think of something else to do, 107 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:09,320 -hadn't you, madam? -[Sarah sighs] 108 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:14,160 [light pensive music] 109 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:17,920 "Grandeur has but little," said Eleanor, 110 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:21,040 "But wealth has much to do with it." 111 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:23,800 "Eleanor, for shame," said Marianne, 112 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:25,560 "Money can only give happiness 113 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:27,640 where there was nothing else to give it." 114 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:30,440 [Pauline] You know who I am, don't you? 115 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:31,680 [Richard] Of course I do. 116 00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:34,720 [Pauline] I'm the queen of Spain. 117 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:39,320 And if you lift this ceiling, I'll sing for you if you like. 118 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:41,560 -Mummy. -All right? 119 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:42,960 Yeah. How's it going? 120 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:46,080 Yeah, good. Any joy with the estate agent? 121 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:49,200 Uh, fingers crossed, be sold in a couple of weeks. 122 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:50,040 Great. 123 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:53,360 Well, I'm just about done for the day, 124 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:55,120 so I'll leave you to it. 125 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:56,400 Mate, listen. 126 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:57,880 Been meaning to say thanks again 127 00:04:57,880 --> 00:04:59,840 for not mentioning Mum to anyone. 128 00:04:59,840 --> 00:05:01,640 -That's all right. -It's just 129 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:04,160 hard to know what to say to people about it, you know? 130 00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:05,240 Yeah, course. 131 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:08,920 Wonder where she goes. 132 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:12,040 I don't know how you do it, mate. 133 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:15,120 I, I haven't got a clue with her. 134 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:19,400 -[clock ticking] -[gulls squawking] 135 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:22,400 Well, she seems to like this, 136 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:24,440 if you wanna give it a go. 137 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:27,200 Oh, cheers. 138 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:28,040 It's all right. 139 00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:32,760 [phone rings] 140 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:39,960 Hey. Michelle, I said I'd call. 141 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:43,360 [upbeat whimsical music] 142 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:14,520 -[pots clatter] -[Carol] Oh! 143 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:15,960 You all right, Mum? 144 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:19,240 Mum? Mum? 145 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:24,000 Oh, what, Sarah? 146 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,600 I just asked if you're all right. 147 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:26,480 Yes, fine. 148 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:30,040 I've just spilt milk all over the floor, that's all. 149 00:06:30,040 --> 00:06:31,640 [Mary] No use crying over it. 150 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:33,320 [Carol] I'm not! 151 00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:34,600 Right then, my lovers. 152 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:37,440 -Where's your mum? -Being busy. 153 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:39,800 No change there then. [chuckles] 154 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,400 -All right? -All right, Dicky Bird? 155 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:42,480 -All right? -All right? 156 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:45,200 Yeah, got a bit of a squiffy tummy but other than that. 157 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:47,000 -I got your costume. -Oh, cheers. 158 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:50,040 Can I come and get that foliage off you in a bit, Stan? 159 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:51,680 What are you going as, a tree? 160 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:53,520 No, for my compost. 161 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:55,520 Well, you need to be quick, Percy Thrower. 162 00:06:55,520 --> 00:06:58,720 Mini bus leaves at 06:30 and won't wait for stragglers. 163 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:00,440 And if you know anyone who wants a ticket, 164 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:02,600 Pete gave me eight so we've one going spare. 165 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:04,560 Ooh, they're like hen's teeth, them things. 166 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:05,760 That's the truth, Mar. 167 00:07:07,280 --> 00:07:08,920 Have they been there since this morning? 168 00:07:08,920 --> 00:07:09,840 -Yeah. -Carol, 169 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:11,880 put them flowers in some water. 170 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:13,640 -06:30. -06:30. 171 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:15,960 -06:30. -What time's that? 172 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:16,960 06:30. 173 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:20,720 Talk of the devil, hello Richard love. 174 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:21,680 All right? Yeah, good? 175 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:23,320 -Yeah. -Good. 176 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:24,320 What did Stan say? 177 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:25,880 [Sarah] There's a spare ticket. 178 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:28,560 Oh no. They're like hen's teeth, them things. 179 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:30,200 And put them flowers in some water. 180 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:31,600 Oh yeah, course. 181 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:33,200 I drove past you yesterday, Carol. 182 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:34,480 -Did you, Richard? -Yeah. 183 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:36,200 -In what? -Test driving a Volvo. 184 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:37,040 I thought you were getting a Clio. 185 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:38,600 -I am. -Oh. 186 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:40,360 [gasps] I've found it. 187 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:45,200 [Sarah] Are these your old school shorts? 188 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:47,640 -Yep. -Hmm, sexy. 189 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:50,800 -I made them work. -[Sarah laughs] 190 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:54,360 -Hi. -Hey. 191 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:55,640 -All right? -All right? 192 00:07:55,640 --> 00:07:57,320 -Yeah. -Hi. 193 00:07:57,320 --> 00:07:58,160 Hey. 194 00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:00,880 What's going on? 195 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:03,520 Um, we're sorting out costumes 196 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:06,560 for tonight's sing-along "Sound of Music". 197 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:07,760 What's that? 198 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:11,640 You sing along on to "the Sound of Music". 199 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:14,320 Oh, right. What for? 200 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:17,080 -Fun? -Ah. 201 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:20,360 Oh, talk of the devil. Hello, John. 202 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:22,440 -You've been served? -Just a coffee please. 203 00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:23,560 -To go. -Sarah? 204 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:27,840 You coming tonight, John? 205 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:28,880 Oh, uh, no. 206 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:31,720 I don't think musical karaoke's really my style. 207 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:34,080 There's a spare ticket going. Hmm? 208 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:36,120 Strike while the iron's on. 209 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:38,920 [coffee machine slurps] 210 00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:42,480 Uh, Richard. Can you come and help me move a fridge? 211 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:44,200 Why are you moving the fridge? 212 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:47,120 I'm mopping up spilt milk. 213 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:50,440 -No use crying over it. -[Carol] I'm not. 214 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:52,680 Right, we need to move it into the middle of the room. 215 00:08:52,680 --> 00:08:55,080 -1.50, please. -[Richard] Okay. 216 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:57,960 -Help me get this up first. -[Richard] Okay. 217 00:08:57,960 --> 00:09:00,360 [Carol] Careful with it, Richard. 218 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:05,120 I, um, haven't seen you around for a few days. 219 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:08,480 Yeah, I had to get back to London for work. 220 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:10,920 I, um, I just popped in to, uh... 221 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:15,240 Look, about the other night. 222 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:17,960 Oh, look, don't worry about it. These things happen. 223 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:19,720 Do they? 224 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:24,280 No, not to me. 225 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:28,960 No, me neither. It's a bit um, confusing. 226 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:31,600 -Yeah. -[Carol] Now pull it. Pull. 227 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:33,800 [Fridge clangs] 228 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:36,200 Come on, Richard. Pull, pull! 229 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:40,320 So, sing-along "Sound of Music", eh? 230 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:42,200 Oh, I know. Sounds rubbish, don't it? 231 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:44,600 -I dunno. -Really? 232 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:45,440 I'll give it a go. 233 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:46,840 -Really? -Yeah, why not? 234 00:09:48,680 --> 00:09:51,320 Okay. Great. 235 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:54,760 Well, mini bus leaves at 06:30. 236 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:56,560 -Great. -Great. 237 00:09:56,560 --> 00:09:59,480 Okay, well um, better go get myself a costume. 238 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:02,160 -Are you taking the ticket? -Is that okay? 239 00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:03,720 Yeah, course. Why wouldn't it be? 240 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:05,880 -Great. -Great. 241 00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:07,600 -Great. -Great then. 242 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:08,840 Okay, well uh, 243 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:11,840 "So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye." 244 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:15,040 -I'll see you later. -Bye. 245 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:20,600 -Great. -Great. 246 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:21,440 Great then. 247 00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:25,360 Right, well I'd better get changed. 248 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:27,840 I'm walking the dog on the beach in a minute, 249 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:29,800 -if you fancy it. -Maybe. 250 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:32,840 You're walking the dog in your costume? 251 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:34,640 Yeah. Dog don't mind. 252 00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:36,160 -Laters. -Laters. 253 00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:51,760 Oh no. John forgot his coffee. 254 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:54,320 I don't think he came in for a coffee, love. 255 00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:57,720 [Carol] Is John coming? 256 00:10:57,720 --> 00:10:59,080 -Yeah. -Good! 257 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:02,520 You'd better put some makeup on then, hadn't you? 258 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:07,360 -[Sarah laughs] -Most men pursue pleasure 259 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:11,840 with such breathless haste that they hurry past it. 260 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:14,480 Good one, Nan. 261 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:19,800 [light pensive music] 262 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:28,440 [upbeat whimsical music] 263 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:40,120 All right, scutlers? 264 00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:42,000 [Sarah] Why are you looking so smug? 265 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:47,480 Guess who's the new face of the Fair Save summer sale. 266 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:48,600 David Cameron. 267 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:50,200 -[Chloe gasps] -No. 268 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:51,840 Do you even know David Cameron is? 269 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:54,000 Yeah, Nick Clegg's sidekick. 270 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,280 They're not Batman and Robin. 271 00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:56,760 You're the face of Fair Save? 272 00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:58,640 -Summer sale. -How did you blag that? 273 00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:00,480 Got talent spotted by the manager. 274 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:02,360 -What talent did he spot? -Standing still. 275 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:03,480 -Oh. -Good one. 276 00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:04,320 What have you gotta do? 277 00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:06,760 Stand still in front of Fair Save. 278 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:09,040 70 quid a day. Result! 279 00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:11,480 -D'you get a discount? -No. 280 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:12,800 -Oh. -Good one. 281 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:19,120 -D'you want a hand? -Yes please. 282 00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:20,880 What time's the mini bus picking us up? 283 00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:22,240 15 minutes. 284 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:25,720 Have you heard back from JDate yet? 285 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:29,000 Might have done. 286 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,800 [Sarah] So, what's happening? 287 00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:31,960 Might have a JDate. 288 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,960 -That's great. -That's J great. 289 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:36,240 Yeah. Might be. 290 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:38,680 I'll be in the toilets if anyone wants me. 291 00:12:38,680 --> 00:12:40,120 Looks like everyone might be getting 292 00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:42,440 some of their favourite things. 293 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:46,360 -[Keiran screams] -[Mary Screams] 294 00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:48,440 Why is Lily salvage in your toilet? 295 00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:50,520 I done her up like Fraulein Maria. 296 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:51,840 It's uncanny. 297 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:53,920 Chloe, it's un-tranny. 298 00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:55,760 You can't let her go out like that. 299 00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:57,720 Oh, Chloe! I loves it. 300 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:03,400 Wait 'til Alice Dobson sees me looking like this. 301 00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:05,880 What d'you reckon, Keiran? 302 00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:12,560 -Julie Andrews? -Yeah. It's uncanny, Mar. 303 00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:17,120 [upbeat whimsical music] 304 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:36,720 Thanks, Mr. Messenger. 305 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:38,240 I'll give you it back tomorrow. 306 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:40,720 [whistle trills] 307 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:42,560 She doesn't even know I'm here. 308 00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:45,280 So she doesn't even notice that I'm not. 309 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:46,440 Michelle, look, I've gotta go. 310 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:48,480 I'll call you when I get in. 311 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:50,280 Yes, I promise. 312 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:51,800 Yeah, love you too. 313 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:52,640 Okay, bye. 314 00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:56,800 -[door knocks] -Hello? 315 00:13:56,800 --> 00:14:00,440 Hi mate. Shouldn't you be in costume? [chuckles] 316 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,600 Yeah, give us five minutes. I'll come with you. 317 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,200 These things are so annoying. 318 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:09,960 I'm sorry. I know you're busy, but can I have a word? 319 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:11,920 -About Sarah. -Yeah. 320 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:13,200 Which word would you like? 321 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:14,960 Michelle? 322 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,240 [Stan speaks in German] 323 00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:23,480 Ooh-hoo, all right Stan? 324 00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:25,400 Right, headcount. Three plus me is four. 325 00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:26,840 -Keiran's in the toilet. -Five. 326 00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:28,200 -Where's Vicki Pants? -Dunno. 327 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,240 -Where's John? -Dunno. 328 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:30,760 -Where's your mum? -In the kitchen. 329 00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:33,280 Right, you call John, I'll sort out your mother. 330 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:37,040 -What did I tell her? -I know. 331 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:39,320 -Has that agent called yet? -Not yet. 332 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:40,880 They said by the end of the day, didn't they? 333 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,040 It is the end of the day, Stan. 334 00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:43,880 They'll call. 335 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:46,720 [Brian] I don't know what else to say. 336 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:49,480 [Carol] So that's it then? 337 00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:52,000 I'm sorry, Carol. 338 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,640 Unless you can find the money in 10 days, 339 00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:55,960 I can't see any other way. 340 00:14:57,840 --> 00:14:58,880 You know, it might be worth hearing 341 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:00,240 what Brenda Kiely has to say. 342 00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:02,160 Oi, Carol. 343 00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:04,520 You may be busy, but the least you could do 344 00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:05,440 is give them for... 345 00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:07,760 Oh sorry, Brian. Didn't know you were here. 346 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:10,640 No, no problem. I was just going anyway. 347 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:12,440 Nice costume, Stan. 348 00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:15,720 -Ta muchly. -We'll speak tomorrow, Carol. 349 00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:18,000 -Thanks, Brian. -Auf wiedersehen. 350 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,920 -[door clunks] -Oi, madam. 351 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:20,960 No good just sitting there. 352 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,280 Mini bus leaves in 10 minutes. 353 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:23,440 Sorry. Sorry, Stan. 354 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:25,560 I um, I didn't realise the time, I- 355 00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:26,800 Well come on then, get your cossie on. 356 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:28,160 I'll see you out the front in ten. 357 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:30,600 Stan, I'm sorry. I, I don't think I can go. 358 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:33,520 No, I don't wanna hear it, Carol. I'll see you in 10. 359 00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:35,520 Sorry, Stan. I can't. 360 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:37,800 You all go, I'll see you tomorrow. 361 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:38,760 No! 362 00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:44,880 I'm sorry, Carol, I don't mean to sound bossy, 363 00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:47,520 but well, I won't have it. 364 00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:49,880 You are in need of a night off. 365 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:51,080 Now get your costume on 366 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:54,120 and be out the front in nine minutes. 367 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,920 Stan, I don't want to go! 368 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:57,400 I don't care, Carol. 369 00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:01,080 I know you don't wanna go. I know you're busy. 370 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:04,080 I know you've got stuff to do. I know you're tired. 371 00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:06,400 I know all the excuses you come up with 372 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:10,800 to get out of having any fun, but not this time. 373 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:13,040 This has been planned for weeks. 374 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:15,040 Now you're going and that's final. 375 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:20,440 Oh, don't Carol, 'cause I'll feel bad. 376 00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:21,720 But it's for your own good. 377 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:25,160 You cannot keep hiding in this bloody cafe. 378 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:29,120 [gulls squawking] 379 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:40,360 Oh. 380 00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:45,720 Well that is unfortunate. 381 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:51,400 Brenda Kiely has offered to buy me out. 382 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,320 Please don't say anything to Mum. 383 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,520 Stan, I don't know what to do. 384 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:08,640 Hmm. Okie dokie. 385 00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:13,120 Well, first thing tomorrow 386 00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:15,880 we'll solve the problem of the cafe. 387 00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:18,600 But tonight, Carol Porter, 388 00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:23,280 we are going to solve the problem of Maria. 389 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:26,000 -[Carol laughs] -[Carol sniffs] 390 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:31,000 -Oh, Stan. -[Stan chuckles] 391 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:38,040 -[clock ticking] -[cars rumbling] 392 00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:54,240 "He detested being in town, 393 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:58,360 yet either to Noland or London he must go. 394 00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:01,040 He valued their kindness beyond anything, 395 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:03,600 and his greatest happiness was in being with them." 396 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:09,080 Are you the one who reads to me? 397 00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:11,480 Uh, yes. Yes I am. 398 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:14,160 [Pauline] Will you come every day? 399 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:18,400 Yes. Yes I will. 400 00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:24,480 [phone rings] 401 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:32,680 ♪ Every song ♪ 402 00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:35,560 ♪ Every song it hears ♪ 403 00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:39,040 -♪ Every song that I hear ♪ -[Stan shouts in German] 404 00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:42,800 ♪ My heart wants to beat like the wings of a bird ♪ 405 00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:43,720 Shut your traps! 406 00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:49,120 T minus six. Where's John? 407 00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:50,280 I don't think he's coming. 408 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:51,240 Should we wait for him? 409 00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:53,080 Nah, I don't think he was that bothered. 410 00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:54,840 Okie-diddly-okie. 411 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:56,920 Well, I'll sell it on when we get there. 412 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,320 -All right Ava my lover? -Hello. 413 00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:02,120 Oh, Chloe, you forgot this. 414 00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:03,440 Oh my goodness. 415 00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:06,000 The piece de resistance. Cheers, Ava. 416 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,840 You all look ridiculous by the way. 417 00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:09,160 -Cheers. -[Stan speaks in German] 418 00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:10,640 See you later. 419 00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:12,400 -[Sarah] Ava. -Yes? 420 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:13,560 I don't suppose you've got a spare 421 00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:15,240 Austrian outfit lying about? 422 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:17,320 Yeah, come on! 423 00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:18,800 [Sarah] Do you fancy it? 424 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,320 Unless you've got something else planned. 425 00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:21,960 You snooze you lose, gorgeous. 426 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,680 -Go on! -Go on. 427 00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:24,800 -Go on! -Come on. 428 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:26,320 Do you have a spare hairband? 429 00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:28,040 [scoffs] Call yourself a hairdresser. 430 00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:29,480 -[Ava laughs] -Sarah. 431 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:30,480 Oh, good. 432 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:32,800 Do you have any makeup? 433 00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:34,720 Call yourself a girl! Keiran? 434 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:38,760 -Thanks. -You got four minutes. 435 00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:44,200 Come on, meine little dumplings. 436 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:47,360 T minus one and counting. Let's go, go, go! 437 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,920 [Stan mimics a horn] 438 00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:51,280 Carol, are you ready? 439 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:52,640 [Carol] Coming! 440 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:54,000 Get a squiggle on! 441 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,120 Right, Gin? 442 00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:56,440 -[All] Yeah. -Lemons? 443 00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:57,280 [All] Check. 444 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,920 [Stan] We'll buy the tonic when we get there. 445 00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:01,280 -OMG. -Chloe. 446 00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:02,120 What? 447 00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:04,160 What on earth are you wearing? 448 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,680 Everyone goes as one of the family, 449 00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:08,040 so I thought I'd go as one of the soldiers for a change. 450 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,960 Do you know who the soldiers are? 451 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,240 -Germans. -Nazis. 452 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:13,760 -Nazis? [laughs] -Yes. 453 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:15,880 -No. -Yes. 454 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:16,720 OMG. 455 00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:17,760 [Sarah] Get it off before Ava comes out. 456 00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:18,840 What's Ava got to do with it? 457 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:20,720 -Are you kidding me? -What? 458 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,640 -Polish Ava. -You clown. 459 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:26,000 OMG! I'm such an idiot. 460 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:26,840 [All] Yes. 461 00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:27,840 Get it off, quick. 462 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:35,040 [Ava laughs] 463 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,720 [all laugh] 464 00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:39,520 -[Ava] Very satirical. -[Chloe] Okay, thanks. 465 00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:40,880 [Sarah] You look great, Ava. 466 00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:41,840 [Ava] It's amazing what you can do 467 00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:43,640 with plaits and a miniskirt. 468 00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:45,120 Okie dokie. Carol? 469 00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:50,640 Edelweiss. 470 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:54,840 You look fantastic, my lover. 471 00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:56,080 Thanks, Stan. 472 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:58,280 -You look gorgeous, Mum. -Amazing. 473 00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:01,720 Okie-bokie, let's make it sound like feet walking. 474 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:02,600 Come on! 475 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:03,680 Have I got time for a quick wee? 476 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:06,320 [Stan] A very quick one. You go and enjoy yourself. 477 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:10,480 -I'll just be a minute! -You've got 30 seconds, love. 478 00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:12,880 -After you, madam. -Bless you, my child. Ooh! 479 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,800 -You idiot. -I know. 480 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:17,200 [Sarah] You okay about the test? 481 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:18,840 C'est la vie. 482 00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:21,240 -Sorry John didn't come. -C'est la vie. 483 00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:24,960 -Sorry the agent didn't call. -C'est la vie. 484 00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:26,680 [Chloe] Come on, Bridget Jones. 485 00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:28,360 Come on, Fraulein. 486 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:29,960 Aye aye, Captain! 487 00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:33,080 [Carol] I did it in 20! 488 00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:34,520 That's my girl. 489 00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:38,360 ♪ Tea, a drink with jam and bread ♪ 490 00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:40,040 ♪ That will bring us back to ♪ 491 00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:41,480 ♪ Do do do do ♪ 492 00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:43,960 ♪ Do, a deer, a female deer ♪ 493 00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:46,760 -♪ Ray, a drop of golden sun ♪ -[phone ringing] 494 00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:49,240 ♪ Me, a name I call myself ♪ 495 00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:51,800 ♪ Far, a long long way to run ♪ 496 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:54,360 ♪ Sew, a needle pulling thread ♪ 497 00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:56,840 ♪ La, a note to follow sew ♪ 498 00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:59,160 ♪ Tea, a drink with jam and bread ♪ 499 00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:00,760 ♪ That will bring us back to ♪ 500 00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:01,960 ♪ Do do do do ♪ 501 00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:04,320 ♪ Do a deer, a female deer ♪ 502 00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:06,480 ♪ Ray, a drop of golden sun ♪ 503 00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:08,680 ♪ Me, a name I call myself ♪ 504 00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:10,920 ♪ Far, a long long way to run ♪ 505 00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:13,280 ♪ Sew, a needle pulling thread ♪ 506 00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:15,640 ♪ La, a note to follow sew ♪ 507 00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:18,720 [light upbeat music] 508 00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:24,200 ♪ Somewhere ♪ 509 00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:27,000 ♪ Beyond the sea ♪ 510 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:32,000 ♪ Somewhere waiting for me ♪ 511 00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:37,880 ♪ My lover stands on golden sands ♪ 512 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:41,640 ♪ And watches the ships ♪ 513 00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:46,440 ♪ That go sailing ♪ 514 00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:49,960 ♪ Somewhere ♪ 515 00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:52,840 ♪ Beyond the sea ♪ 516 00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:57,840 ♪ He's there watching for me ♪ 517 00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:03,760 ♪ If I could fly like birds on high ♪ 518 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:07,240 ♪ Then straight to his arms ♪ 519 00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:10,000 ♪ I'd go sailing ♪ 520 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:34,640 [pulsating music]